Collared Viking Apocalypse Axe
A Brutal Weapon for a Less Civilized Time
In the bitter wasteland that is Earth, you must fight with what you can find. Only the brutally resourceful will survive. Prepare for the end of days with the Apocalypse Axe, forged from discarded objects—a bat, used saw blades, some rusty barbed wire—it may be your only hope.
Crafted with What We Can Find
This Apocalypse Axe is made from two 10-inch blades and a 34-inch bat. The total length is approximately 35 inches with the blades measuring approximately 18 inches across. Made with real [rusty] barbed wire. Handle with care and get a Tetanus shot.
The Viking Axe
There is no evidence that Vikings used this type of axe. The association of double-bit axes with Vikings is purely fictional. Nevertheless, our extra-wide double-bit axe bears their name. Fight me.
This thing is made with rusted metal. It's sharp. The original parts were not designed for direct impacts. Use good judgement when handling it and don't win any Darwin Awards by doing something stupid.
- 35 in
- 18 in
- 5 in
- 4.73 lb
- Fulfilled by
- The Mad Dollar